黄庚的爱的实验室

今天上课时，研究生部的老师由于看到在座的学生相当少，于是进行了第2次签到，之后产生了一系列连锁反应。

 

虽然我2次都成功地签到了，不过我还是想谈谈我对此事的想法。

 

首先，我想说上海生科院的分子生物学和细胞生物学课程水平绝对一流，虽然我这个门外汉经常只能听懂很可怜的一小部分。但请到全世界范围内优秀的华人科学家作为授课教师，形式为专题讲座，每周还有一节讨论课，在我看来是相当棒的。唯一的小缺陷是由于人数众多，不能像在国外那样，开设20－30人的小班授课。

 

今天的授课教师虽然讲的是植物、花粉、花药等一些我日后可能都不会接触到的东西，但我还是能感受到他在讲课中尽量在强调方法论，以期授之以渔，而非授之以鱼。而生科院花费重金开设课程、讨论课、第一作者讲坛等多种形式以培养学生全方面的知识结构，并营造一种浓郁的科研氛围，这都是相当好的！研究生部的老师也是苦口婆心地设立签到纸以督促学生出席，不可谓不用心良苦。可惜大部分学生都不领情，原因何在？在我看来，主要如下。

 

在不签到不上课或签到不上课的学生中主要分为以下几类：
1、对上课不感兴趣，签完到不去实验室，而是去玩或者去睡觉，生活相当“滋润”。我相信能经过生科院重重筛选的学生中这样的个体绝对只有极个别。

 

2、签完到不去实验室，去睡觉。请注意，这一类与第一类有相当的不同，因为究其睡觉的原因多为前一天做实验做得很多很累，于是乎相比坐在偌大的报告厅以别扭的姿势睡觉不如躺在寝室安安稳稳舒舒服服地睡一觉。可见，“都是实验惹的祸”。

 

3、签完到继续赶去实验室忙碌。相信此类学生占有相当一部分。其多为较早即进入实验室，在一年级下学期课题已进入红红火火如火如荼的阶段了，经常是忙得没日没夜。

 

而且我相信很多导师对待课程的态度都是认为并无太大用处，学生将来的前途主要还是看其在研究生阶段发表的文章，有很多可能都直接向学生灌输过这种思想。实际上这种想法也有相当的正确性。于是乎导师和研究生部的老师就沿着相反的两个方向撕扯学生，学生只能在夹缝中求生存。

 

再将视野转向更大的范围，在科研领域由于稍稍落后，而导致多年研究的结果无法发表打了水漂的事例不胜枚举。因此，我觉得上课签到的问题其根源与当今有些病态的科研体系、评价制度相当有关。评奖评职称选学校选导师都要看文章，于是乎就产生了类似“高考指挥棒”的“文章指挥棒”，一切向文章看齐，一切与发表文章无关的都不被导师支持和鼓励。唉，冰冻三尺，非一日之寒！真心希望有一天，科学研究不再像是赶一个豆腐渣工程，而是可以潜心于一个看似无用，却是真真正正发自于个人兴趣的课题。相信到那时，人类对自然的理解会从量变到质变！老师也不用逼迫学生上课，学生也会选择参加自己感兴趣的课程。我期待那一天！

听到一首歌，感觉与我颇有些相似。

 

周杰伦－阳光宅男

 

钥匙挂腰带　　　　　　　　　　　　（这是我）
皮夹插后面口袋　　　　　　　　　　（怕被偷，我会藏在包里的小口袋中）
黑框的眼镜有几千度　　　　　　　　（左眼800，右眼700，各散光150，全加起来1800）
来海边穿西装裤　　　　　　　　　　（这应该不会，超怕热）
他不在乎我却想哭
有点无助他的样子像刚出土的文物
他烤肉竟然会自带水壶　　　　　　　（会的）
写信时用浆糊　　　　　　　　　　　（不用浆糊用啥嘞？噢email！不过纸质信感觉多好呀！）
走起路一不注意就撞树　　　　　　　（哈哈！Sometimes）

我不想输就算辛苦
我也要等我也不能让你再走寻常路
我决定插手你的人生
当你的时尚顾问别说你不能(一起来)
让我们乘着阳光
海上冲浪吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛
流一点汗你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光
看着远方别当路人甲
让美女缺氧靠在他胸膛
我微笑在你旁边撑伞喔
喔对了对女生用心疼约会要等
笑话就不太冷别太冷
像我一样就刚好
对爱的人接吻要深拥抱要真
拥抱要真来电显示的昵称
穿着要个性这只是刚刚入门
接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
头脑清楚不能迷糊
我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身
一起来
听不到你们声音大声点
上面的朋友
让我们乘着阳光
海上冲浪吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛
流一点汗你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光
看着远方别当路人甲
让美女缺氧靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞
好啦很开心喔你们开心吗
这边也有朋友开心吗好非常好
让我们乘着阳光
看着远方别当路人甲
让美女缺氧靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞喔

 

 

Good afternoon, everyone.  Today I’m not going to talk about some heated news or recent events.  But I’m sure this topic will be heated and debatable, because guys of our age would focus much more on it than before.   And it is one of the biggest paradoxes in at least a period of our lives.  You may feel on top of the world today and in despair tomorrow.  Your mood and work efficiency are all influenced by it.  So have you figured it out?  Yes, it’s— L-O-V-E—love.

For love, I’m always a slow-minded and inactive person.  And I seldom think of it in the past time.  But after graduation from university and entering Chinese Academy of Sciences, it suddenly becomes a must.  In recent homecomings( 同学聚会 ), there’s only one main topic left—LOVE.  And I’ve heard that one of my classmates’ senior fellow sister said—there’re mainly two things you’ll finish in your PhD course, doing researches and learning how to love.  These all force me to think more about it.  After thinking over and over, I feel that there’re two very important rules for choosing partner.

Firstly, goodness, or kindness.  With kindness, many problems will be easily solved.  There’ll be no quarrels between daughter-in-law and mother-in-law.  He/she would suppose that everyone is as kind as he/she does instead of intriguing against each other ( 勾心斗角 ) all the time, thus having fewer troubles.  And he/she will understand and support some hard choices you have to make.  Otherwise, he/she may do extreme things harmful to you and the one you loved.

Secondly, mutual credits( 相互信任 ), which means trust each other.  I used to think that only kindness is important.  But after seeing so many quarrels between friends and relatives, I realize that sometimes mutual credits are even more important.  Without trust, lovers would doubt each other even when they stay together all the time and thus creating quarrels, or even breaking up.  With trust, everything will be easy, even when two people are far far away from each other.

So sometimes love can be very complicated.  It’s really hard to imagine how you can stay with a stranger for a life time.  But sometimes it can be so simple that it’s just like breathing and eating.  So try to be simple and easy in such a sophisticated game.

Last but not least, I want to talk about friendship between boys and girls or even men and women.  I guess most guys here would not believe that people of our age would still have pure friendship.  But I DO.  I don’t know whether I’m out-fashioned, or as slow-minded as Xu Sanduo.  I think good and simple things do exist.  Like Andy Dufresne in the movie “The Shawshank Redemption ” said “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”  So my friend, if you already have love and friendship, hold it tightly if it deserves; if you still haven’t now, don’t lose hope.  Be a good man, and you’ll find your true love one day!

昨天完成了研究生期间第2次英语演讲，很喜欢这种与大家交流思想的方式。现将2次演讲稿与大家分享。

 

Good afternoon, everyone.  My name is Huang Yin, and I come from the Institute of Health Sciences.  I’m very glad to have this chance to deliver a speech to you.  And my topic today is “Meaning of Life”.  First of all, let’s look at this picture.  What’s your idea of it?  Maybe you would say flowers in the green house, or lives being prisoned.  That’s right!  It’s quite closed to my topic.

But I would not like to make a dull speech on philosophy.  I want to explain it through a TV series.  At first I thought it was too personal to involve it, but later I agreed that this stage is indeed to show everyone’s own characteristic and favor.So let’s do a guessing game now.  I’d like you to guess the item after my description.

It’s a Chinese TV series.  It describes a story of a clumsy downtown boy growing in the army with the help of guys around him.  There is not even one female main character in it.  It was quite popular in 2007 and 2008.  Even you haven’t watched it, you’ve probably heard of it.  Even you haven’t heard of it, you must know this motto— “Never throw over.  Never give up.”  So what is it?

BINGO! That ’ s Soldiers Sally.  Maybe some of you have already watched it, but still I ’ d like to retell the story briefly. (HOW HUANGGENG YOU ARE!) The clumsy downtown boy — Xu Sanduo was committed into the army under a strange combination of circumstances( 阴差阳错地 ). After a 3-month-boot- training( 新兵训练期 ), he was transferred to a remote company( 连队 ) — Caoyuan Wuban — which remained in deep freeze( 无人问津 ).  Soldiers there were inorganized, undisciplined and very lazy.  As the well- organized, disciplined and industrious new soldier’s coming shocked them, and forced them to think about their own lives, they tried a lot of ways to strike Sanduo.  Unfortunately, being a clumsy and slow-minded boy, he still sticked to his belief. Finally, others were touched by him and joined his group.

Later on, he was transferred to an excellent company—Gang Qilian—under a strange combination of circumstances again. Of course he had made a lot of stupid mistakes which drived people crazy.(JUST LIKE YOU?)  However, with the consistent help of his mother-like monitor—Shi Jin, he finally got his reputation and grew rapidly. After passing a rigorous test, he was transferred to a top place—Lao A—with lots of elites [ei'li:t] just like Chinese Academy of Sciences. He overcame a lot of weakness, and passed all the stringent training. Ultimately he turned from a boy to a man.

As time is limited, I have to omit quite a lot.  But I guess that’s enough for a summary.  Now I want to ask a question for those who have watched it, which character is your favorite and why?

(I guess) most people (would) favor Shi Jin, Wu Liuyi, Gao Cheng and Yuan Lang.  Me too. Shi Jin and Wu Liuyi are my favourite, but I am not going to say more about them today. What I want to emphasis is this guy--Lao Ma —Sanduo’s monitor in Caoyuan Wuban.  Maybe you have found that I described very briefly for Gangqi Lian and Lao A which are usually focused on by audience.  Because I want to emphasis a more realistic environment—Wuban—which is quite similar to the real world.  Those who’re too diligent, active and justice would usually be expelled by others.  Sometimes you have to obey the rules.  For example, sometimes you would be asked to sign in( 上课签到 ) for others which you can ’ t refuse.  And in the modern society people become colder and lose their passion, they can’t find the meaning of their lives.  You may hear that some brave criminal catchers who were hurt can’t get reward even respect.  Others think they’re too silly.  So people have to change themselves, maybe learn to disguise, to cheat, in order to appeal to the society. (YOU ’ RE TOO CYNICAL) In Wuban however, when everyone hated Sanduo ’ s industrious and tried to stop his regular and meaningful life, it was Lao Ma who standed his ground( 坚持某人的立场 ) to support Sanduo regardless of others ’ opposition.  Without his support, Sanduo will be much more depressed and hard to move on.  So he’s also one of my favourite characters.

Now do you still remember my topic?  Yes, Meaning of Life.  Recently some friends around me and also I myself feel a little bit boring, unimpassioned and depressed.  We’re lost and confused about our future with lots of limitations and competition.  Life is a mess just like the guys in Caoyuan Wuban had.  From Sanduo, I guess maybe what we should do now is to stick to what we’re supposed to without being confused by temptations and uncertainties.  Sometimes not knowing is better than knowing, in Chinese we also have “难得糊涂” .  One of my friends once said “ Thinking makes me pain. ”   Maybe it ’ s true to some extent.  At the very beginning of our career, we should do more in stead of worrying too much about our future.  And we should remember “ No pains, no gains. ”   If you really want to think, think further and set a long-term goal. Fames and money shall not be your target; otherwise you would lose yourself as many millionaires do.  As we all know that saying is much easier than doing, but Sanduo really achieved.  So finally I want to deliver one of his mottos to you, that is — “有意义的事儿就是好好活，好好活就是做有意义的事儿” .  Last but not least, if you have some interests in this TV series after hearing my introduction, I ’ m very glad to share it with you.  Wish all of you a bright future in and out SIBS and find the meaning of your own life. That’s all.  Thanks for your kind attention.

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